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Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Thursday, November 29, 2018
Arthur
He sneaks under the
covers at night
While I
sleep;
Climbs mutely into
shoulders
In the deep
of dark;
Slips onto fingers and
digs
Upon joints
and knuckles
In the cold starkness of
a dreamless night.
His grip tightens as he
chuckles, I suppose.
He knows what
fun comes
To impose hurt on my
helpless limbs
To please
his painful whims.
He nuzzles in my
muscles, burrows into my space;
And claims them
as his own.
He is part boa and part
beartrap
He wraps around
shoulders
And clamps
on my arms.
All done without a sound,
no whisper, no alarm.
Pain greets the light of
dawn:
It aches to
lie still.
To sit up brings pain.
To raise an
arm hurts.
A turn of the neck sends
jolts down my back.
The only escape is to
move
And slowly
break his grip.
Arthur writes us a tale
of torment:
Anguish of a
body under siege.
In the angry clutches of
his chains.
Another day
begins.
April
2018
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
SIGHTSEEING
IN HARD TIMES
We chomp on cheeseburgers
near the vegetarians,
whose curious offspring have
never known the taste of meat.
Nearby, the dynamite plant
spews smoke,
as rubble swells from the
noise.
No time for poise; we'll see
it on the evening news.
Rangers from the selenium
mill
take snapshots at protozoans
passing by
on a laboratory slide.
By the pagoda we eat granola
made in an ebullient formula
behind a bungalow hid in the
honeydew.
The trill of omens
intensifies the moment.
Folksongs spring from the
garden
in the foliage of cosmic
petunias.
There is a scent of rest
among us,
but we soon stir toward our
next misfortune.
Ever since we left the
hourglass and turned to clocks,
midday has meant television
news broadcasts
invading our lunch.
Every backyard displays a
compost pile
for the rite of spring;
'smells like old times,' the
hog farmers smile.
Cowpokes on horseback wander
through suburbs
in search of a rodeo. They
lasso out tales
about the end of the range.
The mystic, arcade lights
dazzle our stares,
and we hear the excitement of
loose change
splashing by the wishing
well.
A lost norseman scratches his
neck and says to himself:
Put another notch in your
antlers, and head for the taiga
Just in time for climate change.
In
the park we pause by parchment
that narrates odes to ancestors,
who
lived before the time of shopping malls.
Before
moving on, we lean on the barrels
below the plaque that
says: Keep your city clean.
The vegetarian children
continue to watch us
as if we are out of place.
We wave to them with jolly
grins, walk to our car,
and talk over who's turn it
is to sit in the back.
--
C.S. Cholas
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
TROPICAL DOLDRUMS
(A
plea to a passing tourist)
The
plans to line the bay with fans
To
start a breeze began with simplicity,
But
in the heat that made us mad,
We
forgot about the lack of electricity.
Nothing
moves this air around.
Prayer
has not budged the stillness.
Yet
we pound the ground in earnest fret
That
we may get a fresh day soon.
After
all, it's the end of June
When
rains should fall
And
bring wonder to us all.
I
wonder if you might not help out,
As
you appear to be on your return trip
To
the States. Could you ask around for a tip?
And
cheaper rates for winds and relief?
It's
my belief that anything can happen there.
Could
you ship down cool air?
In
exchange I'll ask God if He can pay you back.
My
letters may reach Him yet.
Answers
are things that we seldom get.
I
don't know who takes up most of His time--
The
Catholics, Moslems or Protestants.
Maybe
the Hindus or the Jews--they have nothing to lose
In
asking. Besides, everyone has yens;
Buddhists, too.
I
often doubt if Bahá'ís can get through;
Their
numbers are so few, and they always ask for
Abstract
whims, such as more than an end to war.
We
just want some wind and breeze before this heat
Can
squeeze more drops of sweat from us, and, well,
If
you North Americans can help out,
We’d
be happy to end this drought.
God
gives you everything you want-- money, cars and shoes,
While
we sit with sticks looking for dogs to abuse.
Postscript:
Just
as our withered bodies shriveled up in pain,
A
storm struck up and blew in a hurricane.
Now
I'm sure that God does not give us what we pray for;
Out
of His endless bounty He gives us ten times more.
--
C.S. Cholas, June, 1988, Corozal Town,
Belize
Monday, September 24, 2018
cold morning at two
moons lagoon
Most of us huddled near the lagoon
had sweepstakes numbers pending;
In daybreak's chill, we prayed in
hallowed commune,
our frosted breath ascending,
for the luck of the fishermen to
turn
as our hunger rose with the sun.
The campfire blew lonely smoke
that smelled of burning reeds
and not fried fish. We awoke
aware that breakfast hung on deeds,
Teeth and words chattered
but only food mattered.
The cook emerged from her tent
bidding everyone to repent
and end God's curse on the
fishermen.
She tired of standing o'er the empty
pan,
and blew a grey mass of breath in a
sigh;
"I feel heavy on my feet,"
was her plump reply.
Thank God for the crackers
that the Carter kids had stuck in
their packs.
We divvied up for breakfast
what those whiny tots had hid for
snacks.
-- Wyoming,
1975
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